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FDA Authorizes First Covid-19 Breath Test

The Food and Drug Administration granted emergency use authorization to the first Covid-19 test that can use breath samples to detect the coronavirus within a few minutes and with a high degree of accuracy. What do you think?

Melissa Tiels, Freelance Cuddler

“I still might shove it up a nostril just for fun.”

Melissa Tiels, Freelance Cuddler

Elias Woolsey, Pacing Coach

“Ugh, I always get queasy when I get my breath drawn.”

Elias Woolsey, Pacing Coach

Brett Layne, Existential Theorist

“Thank God, I’m so tired of doing these tests anally.”

Brett Layne, Existential Theorist