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Medical Student Surgically Implants Bluetooth Device Into Ear To Cheat On Final Exam

A medical student in India was caught cheating with a cellphone connected to a micro-bluetooth device surgically implanted into his ear, with officials saying it was the student’s final attempt to pass the exam after repeatedly failing it. What do you think?

Doris Bagley, Propaganda Copy editor

“Back in my day, we had to implant a whole textbook.”

Doris Bagley, Propaganda Copy editor

Randy Brooks, Systems Analyst

“I would never be able to trust a doctor who can’t properly cheat.”

Randy Brooks, Systems Analyst

Anderson Lenzi, Freelance Layabout

“Since when are we punishing students that show ingenuity?”

Anderson Lenzi, Freelance Layabout