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West Virginia Governor Withdraws Bid To Moonlight As Boys Basketball Coach

West Virginia governor Jim Justice has withdrawn his name for consideration to coach a high school boys basketball team after school officials voiced concerns over his commitment to the governorship, noting that he already coaches the girls basketball team. What do you think?

Allen Holt, Porta Potty Plumber

“I mean, how much work could taking money from the coal industry be?”

Allen Holt, Porta Potty Plumber

Miles Cisneros, Lunchbox Packer

“He needs to stay focused on governing if he’s gonna sustain that poverty rate.”

Miles Cisneros, Lunchbox Packer

Tabitha Hernandez, Hand Portraitist

“Hey, we’re all looking for ways to escape the daily grind.”

Tabitha Hernandez, Hand Portraitist