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L’Oréal Introduces New Smudge-Proof Lipstick Able To Withstand Getting Hit By Bus

L’Oréal’s new FaceSmash collection guarantees not to blotch or smear even after you’ve been pancaked by a 20-ton bus hauling ass down the highway. But is it too good to be true?

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