Two prison guards have been charged for falsifying records and failing in their duty to check on Jeffrey Epstein every 30 minutes on the night of his death. What do you think?
“Well consider my curiosity on this matter satisfied.”
Edna Bryant • Aquarium Drainer
“I knew this conspiracy went straight to the top of the jailhouse shift schedule.”
Adam Beck • Window Critic
“Huh, I sleep at work all the time and no one has died yet.”
Ted Hill • Deodorant Specialist
