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Sanders Cancels Campaign Events To Receive Heart Stents

After undergoing a minimally invasive surgery for artery blockage, 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is resting in “good spirits” and has canceled campaign events until further notice. What do you think?

Hubert Aarons • Pamphlet Folder

“Realistically, I can’t support a candidate who doesn’t transcend human mortality.”

Hubert Aarons • Pamphlet Folder

Fatima Horton • Menu Editor

“That’s fine, I’ll vote for a corpse if it comes to it.”

Fatima Horton • Menu Editor

Alisdair Mack • Interface Tester

“We’re never going to make any progress in this country if we keep sticking to surgeries that are only minimally invasive.”

Alisdair Mack • Interface Tester