Naughty Dog’s The Last of Us Part II might be the most anticipated game of this generation, and with their latest State of Play, Sony pulled the cover off it in a big way. Here’s everything we learned about the upcoming blockbuster from yesterday’s media event.
Players will get a chance to own their own horse, which we’re sure will somehow end up being fucking depressing.
It will be released on February 21, 2020, giving fans just five days to play it before Lent.
Gameplay promises 25 more hours of climbing up a ladder, pushing a box off a wall, and then climbing up said box.
For those tired of killing zombies, Part II will offer the refreshing change of killing several dozen dogs.
Revelation that the cordyceps infestation was caused entirely by Americans’ foolhardy decision to get flu vaccinations for their children without at least listening to opposing voices on the issue.
Finally confirming fan suspicions, Naughty Dog revealed that Ellie is not a natural brunette.
The game’s Premium Collector’s Edition comes with a jar of real-life cordyceps fungus that will slowly spread across your home’s walls and flooring before working into its foundation.
