Entertainment The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 3, 2019 Published: June 3, 2019 Unpopular Orange To Be Phased Out Of Visible SpectrumSexually Awakened PETA President Announces That Being Kept In A Tiny Cage All Day Actually Sounds Hot As HellLowe’s Unveils New Table Saw With Attached Ice Chest For Storing Cut-Off FingersChinese Government Asks Entire Nation To Pose While Millions Of Surveillance Cameras Take PhotographsStruggling Single Mother Seriously Considering Putting Baby Up For AuditionWill Shortz Frustrated That Police Yet To Crack Taunting Puzzles Revealing Locations Of 40 Years Of Murder VictimsDepressed Monkey Throwing Shit At HimselfWorld Populace Actually Fine With Rich People Dying On Mount Everest‘Why Are You Still Sleeping On U.S. Women’s Soccer?’ Asks Sports Website’s First Article About Women’s Soccer In Four YearsFriend Who Not Into Dogfighting Really Ruining Match For Everyone Else10-Pound Fetus About To Fucking Wreck Small MomReport: Massive Hypocrisy Just Flat-Out Gets The Job DoneNew Louisiana Abortion Law Requires Fetuses Be Given Jazz Funeral March Through The French QuarterCackling Mitch McConnell Reveals To Stunned Democrats He’s Been Working Undercover For Republican Party This Whole TimeSpecial Guest At Sea Lion Show Just Another Sea LionReport: Happiness Does Not Measurably Increase Based On Zipline Ownership Once Family Owns 7 ZiplinesStruggling Rainforest Cafe Adds Thousands Of Animatronic Patrons To RestaurantsGovernment Closes Case On UFOs After Determining Sightings Just Routine Psylandorian Patrol ShipsTearful Meghan McCain Opens Up About Father’s Dying Wish That She Be Given Her Own Daytime Talk Show‘Rocketman’ Viewers Not Sure Movie Really Needed 45-Minute Princess Diana Death SceneWHO Warns About Resurgence Of Guinea Worm Disease As 150-Ton Parasite Splashes Out Of SeaOld, Wizened Fantasy Character Confirms That The Darkness Is Rising‘Let’s See You Answer These’ Snickers Alex Trebek As He Unveils Invasive Categories About James Holzhauer’s Personal Life Advertising Neglected Google Home Sits By Window Barking At Passersby Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 55: Issue 23 Related Coverage Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary Our Devices: They’re Listening, Sure, But Do They Really Get Us?