Entertainment The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 27, 2018 Published: August 27, 2018 Penny Not So Lucky For Tortured Soul Of Lincoln Trapped InsideGrocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious ProblemLaw School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be LawyerLunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit SaladSecretary Of Education Reveals She’s Forced To Use Own Salary On Yacht SuppliesTim Burton Worried He Going Through A Bit Of A 14-Movie SlumpTrump Accuses Voters Of Meddling In MidtermsNew Neutrogena Extra-Strength Face Wash Instantly Dissolves Bad SkinFrustrated Men Demand To Know ‘Exactly Where On Tits It Okay To Touch Nowadays’PETA Condemns BBC For Trapping Thousands Of Endangered Animals Inside TV ScreensMueller Immediately Regrets Coercing Michael Cohen To Flip On Trump After Having To Spend Time With HimLandlord Promises To Figure Out Why Leaky Ceiling Not His FaultNation Shudders To Think How Bad Things Would Seem If They Didn’t Have Access To A Never-Ending Torrent Of Free PornographyGwyneth Paltrow Reveals Secret To Her Healthy, Radiant Skin Eating 20 Pounds Of Kielbasa A DayTrump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper TrailJob Candidate Awaiting Interviewer Just Smiling, Making Enthusiastic Eye Contact With Every Passerby In LobbyStudents Excited To See Slate Of Notable Speakers Who Will Be Disinvited To Campus This Year‘En Passant,’ Whispers Mueller As He Knocks Another Pawn Off Chessboard In Shadowy, Dimly Lit OfficeGod Irritated Guests Do Not Understand It Time To Leave HeavenNew Liver Can Really Handle Its ScotchGOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation TankThird-Grader Watching Another Year Of Back To School Commercials Suddenly Realizes He’ll Die One DayGreen Energy Scientists Unveil 800,000-Ton Potato Capable Of Powering Entire CityWallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James BondObama Finishes Production On New Netflix Reality Series Where 24 Young Women Vie For Heart Of Former PresidentInconsiderate Passenger Takes Up Entire Overhead Bin Advertising Alleged Nazi War Criminal Deported Back To Germany Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 54: Issue 35 Related Coverage Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary Our Devices: They’re Listening, Sure, But Do They Really Get Us? Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year