Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the fifth week of the NFL season:
Winners
Denver Broncos: While unofficial polls suggest they beat the Cowboys, officials are still waiting for the last few points to trickle in before declaring a winner
Philadelphia Eagles: At 2-3, Philadelphia looks poised to run away with the NFC East
Pittsburgh Steelers: Finally managed to snap their four-week losing streak
Losers
Dallas Cowboys: The reeling Cowboys have plummeted to the top of the NFC East standings
Kansas City Chiefs: The grim specter of unreasonable expectations continues to hang over the 5-0 Chiefs
Tony Romo: The perennial choke artist blew it again with a disgraceful 506-yard, 5-TD performance
