The U.S. Department of Interior just approved Cape Wind, the nation’s first offshore wind farm, which will be built five miles from Cape Cod. Here are some of the other projects awaiting approval:
Gulf of Mexico solar-powered oil-spill refinery
The Central Texas Lance-Armstrong-on-a-Stationary-Bike Initiative
The Nevada Battery Hole, a two-mile deep shaft that the nation’s dead batteries will be thrown into
The Alabama Abdomeno-Thermal Energy Program, a proposal to bore deep shafts through the surface of the state’s rotund citizenry to capture the natural heat emanating from their roiling liquid cores
Georgia’s 100% Hazard-Free Miracle Electricity Program
The Salt Lake City Prayer Turbine
Solar PanelVille application on Facebook
The Alan Parsons Project Project, a program aimed at harnessing the unique onstage electricity that is generated when the legendary prog rockers play live
