The New York Times uncovered memoranda of secret Justice Department legal opinions regarding methods of interrogating enemy combatants. What interrogation practices were deemed allowable?
Middle seat in coach on flight between Jacksonville, FL and Las Vegas, with stopover in Chicago
Setting prisoner atop dunk tank, asking one question, tossing baseball
Repeating everything suspect says in mocking, nasally voice
Using the Flegamajunka Technique, which is pretty much anything the interrogator needs it to be
Conducting the interrogation while eating a really big, delicious piece of cheesecake
Water/sand/sawdust/cobra/concrete/glue/vodka-boarding
Anything featured on the previous night’s episode of 24
Asking politely
