New Sirius Radio Programs

Sirius Satellite Radio has failed to meet its year-end subscriber expectations. Here are some new shows and channels Sirius is rolling out to gain new listeners:

BBC’s “Cricket Roundup” with Natasha Kaplinsky

Channel that plays “I Have A Dream” speech on continuous 24-hour loop

Guy Reads The Dow Ticker Like Eddie Murphy Channel

Station dedicated to capturing first words of Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin’s granddaughter

“The Convincing You To Like Zappa Hour”

Hour-long program titled “Would XM Satellite Radio Play This?”

“Test Answers To Mr. Taylor’s Sixth-Grade Biology Finals”

Better oldies station