Local World's Best Dad Has World's Worst Arteries Published: June 5, 1996 Advertising Colorado Judge Imposes Ban On Same-Sex Friendships Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 29: Issue 20 Related Coverage New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself