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Oscars 2017: The Onion’s Complete Coverage Of Some Trophies And Shit

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Constrictive Dress Severs Rachel McAdams At Waist
Constrictive Dress Severs Rachel McAdams At Waist
Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe
Brad Pitt Sidelined 6 To 8 Weeks With Red Carpet Toe
Oscars Officials Warn Only Famous Actors Permitted To Get Political In Acceptance Speech
Oscars Officials Warn Only Famous Actors Permitted To Get Political In Acceptance Speech
Amazing Affleck Brothers Dazzle Oscars Audience With High-Flying Trapeze Routine
Amazing Affleck Brothers Dazzle Oscars Audience With High-Flying Trapeze Routine
Dolby Theatre Usher Throws Out Matt Damon For Attempting To Film Oscars With Camcorder
Dolby Theatre Usher Throws Out Matt Damon For Attempting To Film Oscars With Camcorder
Large Mirror Brought Out Onto Oscars Stage Gets Resounding 6-Minute Standing Ovation
Large Mirror Brought Out Onto Oscars Stage Gets Resounding 6-Minute Standing Ovation
‘The Onion’ Formally Invites All Oscars Attendees To Our Official After-Party In The Village Of Sakteng, Bhutan
‘The Onion’ Formally Invites All Oscars Attendees To Our Official After-Party In The Village Of Sakteng, Bhutan

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