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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 23, 2017

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Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position
Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position
32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose
32-Year-Old Still Not Entirely Sure Where Body Stands With Lactose
Biden Sadly Realizes This Could Be Last Time He Throws Lit Firecracker Into Press Conference
Biden Sadly Realizes This Could Be Last Time He Throws Lit Firecracker Into Press Conference
Trump Honors Sacrifices Civil Rights Activists Will Have To Make Under His Presidency
Trump Honors Sacrifices Civil Rights Activists Will Have To Make Under His Presidency
Struggling Media Company Almost Desperate Enough To Hire Someone Qualified For Job
Struggling Media Company Almost Desperate Enough To Hire Someone Qualified For Job
Republicans Vow Not To Repeal Obamacare Without Detailed Plan For Disposing Of Patients’ Disease-Ridden Corpses
Republicans Vow Not To Repeal Obamacare Without Detailed Plan For Disposing Of Patients’ Disease-Ridden Corpses
Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application
Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application
Asshole Moves To Part Of City Where All The Assholes Live
Asshole Moves To Part Of City Where All The Assholes Live
Obama Hoping He Doesn’t Run Into U.S. Populace After Presidency
Obama Hoping He Doesn’t Run Into U.S. Populace After Presidency
Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snake
Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snake
Whale Regrets Eating 290,000 Plastic Poker Chips That Fell Off Container Ship
Whale Regrets Eating 290,000 Plastic Poker Chips That Fell Off Container Ship
Tearful Biden Carefully Takes Down Blacklight Poster Of Topless Barbarian Chick From Office Wall
Tearful Biden Carefully Takes Down Blacklight Poster Of Topless Barbarian Chick From Office Wall
Shackled Kerry Looks On As Chechen Terror Leader Removes Mask To Reveal Scarred Face Of Former Mentor
Shackled Kerry Looks On As Chechen Terror Leader Removes Mask To Reveal Scarred Face Of Former Mentor
Biden Frantically Cleaning Up Trashed Vice President Residence At Last Second
Biden Frantically Cleaning Up Trashed Vice President Residence At Last Second
Melania Trump Straightens Husband’s Neck Skin Before Walking Out Onto Inauguration Platform
Melania Trump Straightens Husband’s Neck Skin Before Walking Out Onto Inauguration Platform
Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now
Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now
Trump Calms Nerves Before Inaugural Address By Reminding Himself He’s The Only Person Who Actually Exists
Trump Calms Nerves Before Inaugural Address By Reminding Himself He’s The Only Person Who Actually Exists
Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job
Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job
‘I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign’s Goals,’ Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address
‘I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign’s Goals,’ Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address
Bored Barron Trump Counts Confederate Flags In Inauguration Crowd To Pass Time
Bored Barron Trump Counts Confederate Flags In Inauguration Crowd To Pass Time
Black Man Out Of Work
Black Man Out Of Work
Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House
Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House
Biden Making Plans To Go Completely Legit After Vice Presidency
Biden Making Plans To Go Completely Legit After Vice Presidency
Watching Thousands March In His Honor Unlocks Deeper, Darker Corner Of Trump’s Psyche
Watching Thousands March In His Honor Unlocks Deeper, Darker Corner Of Trump’s Psyche

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