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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 11, 2016

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Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At First Sign Of Boarding
Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At First Sign Of Boarding
Depleted Bruegger’s Bagels Gift Card Living Out Quiet Retirement In Wallet’s Fourth Row
Depleted Bruegger’s Bagels Gift Card Living Out Quiet Retirement In Wallet’s Fourth Row
Cow Ted Cruz Milking In Wisconsin Photo Op Only Giving Curdled, Foul Liquid
Cow Ted Cruz Milking In Wisconsin Photo Op Only Giving Curdled, Foul Liquid
Rangers Disgusted By Prince Fielder Leaving Chewed-Up Bats All Over Dugout
Rangers Disgusted By Prince Fielder Leaving Chewed-Up Bats All Over Dugout
Mom Apologizing For Going Through Menopause
Mom Apologizing For Going Through Menopause
Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat
Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat
Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While
Struggling Nation Sends Middle Class To Go Live With Canadian Government For A While
Kasich Privately Worried He’ll Never Have Charisma Necessary To Incite Supporters To Violent Frenzy
Kasich Privately Worried He’ll Never Have Charisma Necessary To Incite Supporters To Violent Frenzy
Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers
Department Of Transportation Introduces Padded Bumper Lane For Intoxicated Drivers
New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse
New Royal Caribbean Cruise Just 12-Day Buffet On Floor Of Empty Dockside Warehouse

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