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The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 28, 2016

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Nate Silver Defends Torture Methods Used To Make Election Projections
Nate Silver Defends Torture Methods Used To Make Election Projections
U.S.–Cuba Relations End After Obama Hit By Foul Ball At Exhibition Baseball Game
U.S.–Cuba Relations End After Obama Hit By Foul Ball At Exhibition Baseball Game
World Makes Final Attempt To Try To Understand This Shit
World Makes Final Attempt To Try To Understand This Shit
National Security Experts: ‘ISIS Are Fucking Assholes’
National Security Experts: ‘ISIS Are Fucking Assholes’
Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing Beyond The Pines
Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing Beyond The Pines
Mysterious Necrotic Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face Weeks After Being Kissed By Ted Cruz
Mysterious Necrotic Skin Disease Continues To Eat Away At Baby’s Face Weeks After Being Kissed By Ted Cruz
Nation Comes To Halt To Watch Crane Move Massive Concrete Tube
Nation Comes To Halt To Watch Crane Move Massive Concrete Tube
Sudafed Introduces New Sinus Drill For Immediate Congestion Relief
Sudafed Introduces New Sinus Drill For Immediate Congestion Relief
Decades Of Breathing Really Starting To Catch Up With Chinese Man
Decades Of Breathing Really Starting To Catch Up With Chinese Man
Toddler Figures It About Time To Shove Whole Plastic Easter Egg Into Mouth
Toddler Figures It About Time To Shove Whole Plastic Easter Egg Into Mouth

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