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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 15, 2016

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Grandma Happy To Babysit While Couple Desperately Attempts To Rekindle Relationship
Grandma Happy To Babysit While Couple Desperately Attempts To Rekindle Relationship
Saudi Authorities Decry Wasteful 3-Hour Death-Row Appeals Process
Saudi Authorities Decry Wasteful 3-Hour Death-Row Appeals Process
Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic
Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around
Jogger Clearly On First Run Of Plan To Turn Life Around
High School Nurse Getting Pretty Good At Spotting Morning Sickness
High School Nurse Getting Pretty Good At Spotting Morning Sickness
Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle
Obama Resigns From Presidency After Michelle Lands Dream Job In Seattle
Olay Introduces New Line Of Pre-Moisturized Skin
Olay Introduces New Line Of Pre-Moisturized Skin
Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man
Report: Someone Needs To Get Chips And Dip Away From Area Man
Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week
Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week
Labor Secretary Letting 8 Million Unemployed Americans Crash At His Place Until They Get Back On Their Feet
Labor Secretary Letting 8 Million Unemployed Americans Crash At His Place Until They Get Back On Their Feet
PBS Moderators Spend First 10 Minutes Of Debate Asking Candidates For Fundraising Advice
PBS Moderators Spend First 10 Minutes Of Debate Asking Candidates For Fundraising Advice
Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress
Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress
Plan B Releases New Heart-Shaped Tablets For Valentine’s Day
Plan B Releases New Heart-Shaped Tablets For Valentine’s Day

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