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The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 11, 2016

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Exhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His Face
Exhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His Face
America, China Trying To Spice Up Trade Relationship By Bringing Third Country Into Negotiations
America, China Trying To Spice Up Trade Relationship By Bringing Third Country Into Negotiations
Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas
Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas
Women In Hollywood Perfectly Okay They Not Represented Behind The Scenes Of ‘The Blacklist’
Women In Hollywood Perfectly Okay They Not Represented Behind The Scenes Of ‘The Blacklist’
Man Who Saw ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ 6 Times Over Holidays Thought It Was Pretty Good
Man Who Saw ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ 6 Times Over Holidays Thought It Was Pretty Good
Baltimore Named City With Best Quality Of Pigeon Life
Baltimore Named City With Best Quality Of Pigeon Life
Vatican Tour Group Catches Glimpse Of Pale, Emaciated Joseph Ratzinger Scuttling Into Dark Catacombs
Vatican Tour Group Catches Glimpse Of Pale, Emaciated Joseph Ratzinger Scuttling Into Dark Catacombs
Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach
Corn Added To List Of Items That Upset Grandma’s Stomach
Grizzly Bear Catches Spawning Michael Phelps In Jaws
Grizzly Bear Catches Spawning Michael Phelps In Jaws
Saudi Executioner Thinks He Pulled Something In Shoulder During Last 10 Decapitations
Saudi Executioner Thinks He Pulled Something In Shoulder During Last 10 Decapitations
Nation Fondly Recalls When Just Regulating Video Games Seemed Like Solution To Gun Violence
Nation Fondly Recalls When Just Regulating Video Games Seemed Like Solution To Gun Violence
World Health Organization Adds Gunfire, Explosions To List Of Natural Causes Of Death
World Health Organization Adds Gunfire, Explosions To List Of Natural Causes Of Death

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