Entertainment The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 13, 2015 Published: April 13, 2015 Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate SituationWoman Drawn To Shampoo With Most Gruesome Description Of HairCalifornia Officials Assure Residents There Still Plenty Of Other Natural Resources To WasteSeaWorld Responds To California Drought By Draining Animal Tanks HalfwayReport: Holding Trophy Above Head Still Number One Celebration TechniqueRon Paul Withholding Presidential Endorsement Until True Libertarian Candidate Enters RaceMan Waiting In H&R Block Lobby Nervously Eyeing How Much More Paperwork Everyone Else BroughtBully Can’t Believe Classmate Took 4 Straight Years Of Being Told To Kill Herself SeriouslyCollege Accepts Safety Student Just In Case Top Choices Don’t Work OutDerrick Rose Pulls Off Perfect 720 At Local Skate ParkNation Hopeful There Will Be Equally Random Chance Of Justice For Future Victims Of Police AbuseDOJ Announces Initiative To Deploy Smartphone-Carrying Bystanders To Nation’s StreetsNation Letting Itself Have Few Moments Of Celebration Before Returning To Horrifying Reality Of Violent ExtremismFDA Figures It Will Get Around To Regulating Supplements With Names Like Black Widow, Yellow DemonPetSmart Manager Does Morning Sweep Of Enclosures For Dead Ones Before Opening Doors For Day Advertising Umpire Says He Was On LSD When He Called No-Hitter Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 51: Issue 15 Related Coverage What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’ Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary