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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 25, 2014

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Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
Area Facebook User Incredibly Stupid
Fireflies Almost Salvage Man’s Shitty Day
Fireflies Almost Salvage Man’s Shitty Day
Fourth-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being Third Grade Anymore
Fourth-Grade Teacher Polishing Up Speech On This Not Being Third Grade Anymore
The Pros And Cons Of Militarizing The Police
The Pros And Cons Of Militarizing The Police
Battleship Awkwardly Propped Up Against Ferguson Police Department
Battleship Awkwardly Propped Up Against Ferguson Police Department
Teary-Eyed Wrestlers Bid Farewell To Friends Made At SummerSlam
Teary-Eyed Wrestlers Bid Farewell To Friends Made At SummerSlam
Chinese Journalists Bemoan Decline Of Traditional State-Run Newspapers, Rise Of State-Run New Media
Chinese Journalists Bemoan Decline Of Traditional State-Run Newspapers, Rise Of State-Run New Media
Study Finds 79% Of Statistics Now Sobering
Study Finds 79% Of Statistics Now Sobering
Study: Human Hearing Most Acute When Listening To Arguing Parents From Top Of Stairs
Study: Human Hearing Most Acute When Listening To Arguing Parents From Top Of Stairs
U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time
Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time
Washed-Up Toddler Can’t Point Out Things Like He Used To
Washed-Up Toddler Can’t Point Out Things Like He Used To
Campus Tour Guide Reminds Students At Each Stop They Have To Get In First
Campus Tour Guide Reminds Students At Each Stop They Have To Get In First
Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone
Night Out Thrown Off-Balance By Friend Unexpectedly Bringing Someone
Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time
Bored Kim Jong-Un Stacks Entire North Korean Populace Into Human Pyramid To Kill Time

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