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The Week In Pictures – Week Of August 11, 2014

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Employer Totally Botches Job Interview
Employer Totally Botches Job Interview
Man Under Impression He Went Down Fighting
Man Under Impression He Went Down Fighting
Study: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime
Study: Average American Has Over 9 Million Imagined Sexual Partners In Lifetime
Michelle Obama Can Still Hear Their Little Labored Breaths When She Closes Her Eyes
Michelle Obama Can Still Hear Their Little Labored Breaths When She Closes Her Eyes
Civilian Casualty Flattered To Have Been Mistaken For Hamas Leader
Civilian Casualty Flattered To Have Been Mistaken For Hamas Leader
Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box
Sex Toy Discreetly Shipped In Plain Dildo-Shaped Box
Wife Already Knows The One Thing She’ll Say That Can Never Be Taken Back
Wife Already Knows The One Thing She’ll Say That Can Never Be Taken Back
Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School
Seventh-Grader Only Has 2 Weeks Left To Acquire Cool Identity By First Day Of School
Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son
Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son
Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup
Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup
New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life
New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life
Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves
Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves
Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way
Report: Average Person Spends 27% Of Lifetime In The Way
Frito-Lay Contest Offers Consumers Chance To Appear In Upcoming Bag Of SunChips
Frito-Lay Contest Offers Consumers Chance To Appear In Upcoming Bag Of SunChips
Rest Of Evening Spent Declaring Asshole Not Going To Ruin Evening
Rest Of Evening Spent Declaring Asshole Not Going To Ruin Evening

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