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The Week In Pictures – Week Of February 3, 2014

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Area Child Disappointed To Learn Parents’ Love Unconditional
Area Child Disappointed To Learn Parents’ Love Unconditional
New Dating Website Helps Plus-Size Jewish Plane Crash Survivors Find Love
New Dating Website Helps Plus-Size Jewish Plane Crash Survivors Find Love
Spookiest Halloween Sound Effects Album Grammy Goes To Lord Chillingsworth
Spookiest Halloween Sound Effects Album Grammy Goes To Lord Chillingsworth
Surgeon General Advises Being 19 Years Old With 100 Bucks In Your Pocket And Your Whole Life In Front Of You
Surgeon General Advises Being 19 Years Old With 100 Bucks In Your Pocket And Your Whole Life In Front Of You
Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For You
Report: Everyone You’ve Ever Had A Crush On Secretly Had A Crush On You, They Still Do, And They’re Waiting For You
Kid Figures He’ll Go Down Slide 35 More Times Then Call It A Day
Kid Figures He’ll Go Down Slide 35 More Times Then Call It A Day
Doctor Quickly Scribbles Prescription That Will Lead To 30-Year Battle With Painkiller Addiction
Doctor Quickly Scribbles Prescription That Will Lead To 30-Year Battle With Painkiller Addiction
Obama Throws Small Business Owner Into Seat, Tells Him To Just Smile And Keep His Fucking Mouth Shut
Obama Throws Small Business Owner Into Seat, Tells Him To Just Smile And Keep His Fucking Mouth Shut
Dad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television Screen
Dad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television Screen
Man Getting Screwed By Company’s $180,000 Health Deductible
Man Getting Screwed By Company’s $180,000 Health Deductible
Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito
Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito
Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon
Area Grandma Enjoys Flourishing Correspondence With Mailer-Daemon
Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte
Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte
Study Finds 60% Of Parents Too Busy With Divorce To Worry About Football Safety
Study Finds 60% Of Parents Too Busy With Divorce To Worry About Football Safety
Report: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud
Report: Today The Day They Find Out You’re A Fraud

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