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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 27th, 2013

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Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs
Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs
Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed
Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach
Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain
Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain
‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again
‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again
Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
Father Excitedly Tells 10-Year-Old Son About New Video Game System
2013 Year In Review Photo Essay Shaping Up To Be Quite Horrific
2013 Year In Review Photo Essay Shaping Up To Be Quite Horrific
Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy
Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy
Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
Man Eating McChicken Sandwich Can Tell McDonald’s Switched Up Antibiotics
Man Eating McChicken Sandwich Can Tell McDonald’s Switched Up Antibiotics
Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed
Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed
Restaurant’s Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu
Restaurant’s Extreme Burger Challenge Moved Down To Regular Menu
Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim
Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim
Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second

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