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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 15, 2013

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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It’s Fucking Paris
Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It’s Fucking Paris
Your Top 10 Favorite ’Mad Men’ Characters
Your Top 10 Favorite ’Mad Men’ Characters
Freezing, Coatless Woman Has Decided It Is Spring
Freezing, Coatless Woman Has Decided It Is Spring
NATO Airstrike Destroys Key Taliban Day Care Center
NATO Airstrike Destroys Key Taliban Day Care Center
Man Not Certain What Any Of His Coworkers’ Names Are
Man Not Certain What Any Of His Coworkers’ Names Are
Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal Of Starving Citizenry
Kim Jong-Un Wonders If Nuclear Threats Distracting Him From Real Goal Of Starving Citizenry
Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus
Fast-Talking Computer Hacker Just Has To Break Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus
Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke
Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It’s One Big Joke
How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two
How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two
Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
Doctors Reveal Dick Cheney Burning Through At Least 3 Hearts Each Week
Toddler Junkie Immediately Hooked On Looking At Trains After First Exhilarating High
Toddler Junkie Immediately Hooked On Looking At Trains After First Exhilarating High
Local Band Expects Things To Take Off Following Glowing Write-Up In soundandfury.wordpress.com
Local Band Expects Things To Take Off Following Glowing Write-Up In soundandfury.wordpress.com
Terrified ’Newsroom’ Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says
Terrified ’Newsroom’ Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says
D Battery Elected To Philadelphia Sports Hall Of Fame
D Battery Elected To Philadelphia Sports Hall Of Fame
Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table
Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table

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