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The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 22, 2013

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This What World Like Now
This What World Like Now
Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones
Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones
Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This
Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This
Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank
Justin Bieber Fan Jealous Of Anne Frank
Every Family Member’s Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy
Every Family Member’s Birthday Now Marred By Some Tragedy
KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO
KFC Introduces New Boneless CEO
Suicide Note Surprisingly Upbeat
Suicide Note Surprisingly Upbeat
Boss Has Deft Touch For Making Employees Feel Like Shit
Boss Has Deft Touch For Making Employees Feel Like Shit
The Onion’s Tips For Finding A Suspected Terrorist
The Onion’s Tips For Finding A Suspected Terrorist
BREAKING: ’The Onion’ In Kill Range Of Boston Bomber Suspect
BREAKING: ’The Onion’ In Kill Range Of Boston Bomber Suspect
UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney
UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Apologizes For Killing Innocent Boston Man Tom Mahoney
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
Internet Comes Up With 8.5 Million Leads On Potential Boston Bombing Suspect
VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot
VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot

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