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New Bipartisan Law Would Make Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory
New Bipartisan Law Would Make Dog Neckerchiefs Mandatory
U.S. Back On Top As Gas Prices Drop Slightly
U.S. Back On Top As Gas Prices Drop Slightly
Actor Sometimes Feels Silly Pretending To Be Someone Else
Actor Sometimes Feels Silly Pretending To Be Someone Else
Report: All The Good Seashells Taken
Report: All The Good Seashells Taken
Nation’s Sports Fans Demand To Spend $21.99 On Something
Nation’s Sports Fans Demand To Spend $21.99 On Something
Bowling Birthday Party Enters 5th Agonizing Hour
Bowling Birthday Party Enters 5th Agonizing Hour
Saudi Women Receive Husbands’ Explicit Permission To Celebrate Right To Vote
Saudi Women Receive Husbands’ Explicit Permission To Celebrate Right To Vote
Fans Of Victorious Nobel Laureates Riot In Stockholm
Fans Of Victorious Nobel Laureates Riot In Stockholm
Man Receives First Baboon-Face Transplant
Man Receives First Baboon-Face Transplant
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)
Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2 (Full coverage Tues 10/9c only on IFC)

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