Entertainment The Week In Pictures Published: January 9, 2012 Neighborhood Kind Of Hoping Panera Bread Shows Up And Plows Over Charming Local BakeryUFC Fan Knows What All Those Guys’ Names AreSurgeon General: Smoking Fine As Long As You Only Do It When You DrinkPrime Minister Of Norway Gets LaidPresidential Fitness Test Now Awarded To Any Kid Who Can Eat Without SweatingObama Openly Asks Nation Why On Earth He Would Want To Serve For Another Term’These Last Two Are Gonna Be Real Turds,’ George R.R. Martin Assures FansNHL Tries To Pass Off Commercial Flight As Flyover For Winter ClassicMan Suspected Of Being Bumbling SpyWhat Did We Find In Our Winter Coat Pockets?All Of Area Man’s Hard Work Finally Pays Off For EmployerNFL Coaches Admit It Sucks When You Have To PuntMasochistic Record Wants To Be Broken Again’Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,’ Duck Tells Self Advertising Local Hamburger To Star In National Ad Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 48: Issue 1 Related Coverage What To Know About ‘The Golden Bachelorette’ Are We Living In A Golden Age Of Meaningless Questions? Most Shocking Takeaways From HBO’s New ‘Sopranos’ Documentary