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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year
College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School
College Freshman Makes Triumphant Return To High School
Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas
Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas
Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn
Closing Of Homeless Shelter Leaves College-Application-Padding Students With Nowhere To Turn
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
Fraternity In Danger Of Losing House Launches Harebrained Scheme To Fix Economy
Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master’s Thesis
Heroic Computer Dies To Save World From Master’s Thesis
No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home
No One Cares About Your Girlfriend Back Home
First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room
First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room
University Implicated In Checks-For-Degrees Scheme
University Implicated In Checks-For-Degrees Scheme

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