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The Legacy Of George W. Bush

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Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling
Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling
Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations
Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
Bush To Make Up Missed National Guard Service This Weekend
Bush: Vacation Ruined By ’Stupid Dead Soldier’
Bush: Vacation Ruined By ’Stupid Dead Soldier’
Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports
Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports
Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White House Banister
Bush Refuses To Set Timetable For Withdrawal Of Head From White House Banister
Bush Texting While Mahmoud Abbas Speaks
Bush Texting While Mahmoud Abbas Speaks
Bush Begins Preparations For Nation’s Final Year
Bush Begins Preparations For Nation’s Final Year
Daring Bush Returns From Egypt With Crystal Skull
Daring Bush Returns From Egypt With Crystal Skull

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