We In Golden Age Of Thing, Guy Who Likes Thing Reports

TULSA, OK—According to 37-year-old aficionado Niles Stefanovich, who said he’s been following this for a really long time, we are currently living through a golden age of the thing he personally enjoys, takes great interest in, and is knowledgeable of. “What we’re seeing now is a full-on renaissance—it hasn’t been this good since the ’70s,” Stefanovich told reporters Tuesday, listing several examples of the thing now getting “way overdue” recognition. “I think people will look back at 2011 as a crucial turning point for [the thing].” Stefanovich warned that it was only a matter of time before it all got completely watered-down, so people should enjoy it now before the whole thing gets co-opted by Nike or McDonald’s.