Panicked Man Looking For Son Stressing Everybody Out

FORT WAYNE, IN—The commotion caused by a panicked man’s frantic search for his missing son Saturday reportedly stressed out dozens of local residents trying to relax and enjoy their afternoon in Lions Park. “He’s making me feel really tense,” said Stacey Moore, 24, who was distracted from her People magazine when the man scoured the bushes near her blanket. “This guy is literally yelling his kid’s name over and over again. I really hope he finds him soon. I’m getting so wound-up that my shoulders are starting to feel tight.” According to several eyewitnesses, the sight of the man collapsing to his knees and weeping was very nerve-racking for a local resident trying to concentrate on catching a Frisbee.