Bee Stuck Between Screen Door, Front Door Going Fucking Nuts

HUNTSVILE, AL—Users of the front door at 1418 Sycamore Avenue report the appearance of a common bumblebee ricocheting back and forth between the front and screen doors in a manner described as “pissed.” According to witnesses, no one has been able to ascertain how the bee became trapped between the two portals, but it is totally losing it and will absolutely sting someone if it gets out, most likely in the eye. “Look at the size of that thing,” homeowner Tony Paris said. “He’s just going nuts. Just fly out of there, bee, come on.” At press time, the bee was resting for a moment before resuming flipping the fuck out.