NEW YORK—Commissioner Roger Goodell sent an emergency mass e-mail Tuesday to the entire NFL Players Association, requesting that everyone create a list of five to eight brainstorms for a captivating Super Bowl XLIII slogan by the end of the day.
“Hey all—Sorry to send this out at the so late [sic], but we really need a short catchy phrase that gets people excited about the Super Bowl,” Goodell’s message read in part. “Not only is this a great opportunity for you to have a say in the branding of the current Super Bowl, but the player who writes the winning slogan will receive $50. Please, don’t just send in sarcastic ideas.” According to the NFLPA, numerous athletes were unhappy about the mandatory assignment and filed official complaints that ranged from “this is not my job” to “linemen never get any help from Goodell when we need to plug a hole.”
