A PROVEN SOLUTION FOR:
Torpid Innard; Anchorite’s Droop; Moth-Bowell; Leadminer’s Complaint; Flaccidity of the Tongue;† Magnet-Rash; Horse-Shoe-To-The-Head; New-Hampshireman’s Quandary; The Feathers; Superfluous Haire; The Dripping Illness; Whoospy Lung; The Brackets; Gold Fevor; Bewitchment; Thumb Tumefaction; Beard Crickets; Soot-mouth; Milkman’s Teat-Finger;† Bucket-Mender’s Knee; Air-Borne Toxic Eventualities;† The Gargling Horrors;† The Falling Hollies; The Vapors; Delicacy Spells; Accumulation of Excessive Humors; Astrologicks; Mulish Bladder; Stubborn Coccyx; Irritable Skull; Mistaken Heuristics; Boatswain’s Dis-Order; Dog-Stink; Un-Stoppable Tooth Growth;
Available in Containers of All Sizes, from Pocket Flagon to Hog’s-Head.
Administer Responsibly and Refrain from the Operation of Voting-Boxes, Bowie-Knives, Livestock, Gallows,
Lumber-Mills, And All Heavy Contraption’ry
Imported From Loathe-full Ireland by John Jameson Company, West-Chester, New York. 1783
