Failed Attempt At Hyperbole Yields Dead-On Statistic

TOANO, VA—In an unsuccessful attempt Wednesday to illustrate a point through exaggeration, high-school senior Abby Hollard accurately informed classmates that someone “probably dies from AIDS every 10 seconds,” the exact figure reported by the Joint United Nations Program on AIDS in 2006. “I bet, like, 40 million people have AIDS,” said Hollard, failing again to embellish on the international agency’s findings. “It’s practically a pandemic.” UN representatives said Hollard showed an impressive understanding of the crisis, although her estimate of the amount the U.S. spends combating the disease was off by about $99 billion.