Bartender Hurt By Unfinished Drink

DENVER—Eddie Meagher, a bartender at Madhatter’s Pub, reported that he was “deeply hurt” by an unfinished Long Island Ice Tea left behind by one of his patrons Monday. “I made that drink especially for him,” said a visibly disappointed Meagher. “Why would he leave almost a third of it sitting there? If something was wrong with it, he should’ve told me so. Then I could fix it.” According to coworkers, Meagher hasn’t been this upset since a patron thoughtlessly vomited four meticulously crafted Cosmos onto the street in front of the bar last Thursday.