Man Gets All The Way To Hospital Just To Find Out Wife Will Be Fine

BRIDGEPORT, CT—Responding to a distressing message left on his voicemail, Martin Hermenson drove all the way across town to Bridgeport Hospital Saturday, only to learn that his wife Kara will be fine. “All I heard was ’Kara fell off a ladder,’ so I left work and rushed right to the emergency room,” Hermenson said. “I got there, and it turned out she’d fractured her fibula—no big deal at all. It wasn’t like she was never going to walk again.” Hermenson added that he didn’t see why he had to waste perfectly good Knicks tickets that night, when Kara went straight to bed after getting home anyway.