Recurring Zhang Ziyi Fantasy Always Involves Getting Kicked In The Face

EL CAJON, CA—Bradley Vogt, 24, said Monday that, although he often fantasizes about Beijing-born Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star Zhang Ziyi, his dreams always abruptly end with her kicking him in the face. “I’ll be thinking about Zhang and how sexy she looked in that red robe in Hero,” Vogt said. “But just when I imagine her taking off her robe, she delivers a devastating series of flying kicks to my throat. Weird.” Vogt said that, if the actress would star in a non-violent role, it might solve his problem, but added that he isn’t “completely sure [he wants] her to.”