Recreational-Abortion Enthusiasts Applaud Repeal Of Partial-Birth Ban

WASHINGTON, DC—Hundreds of abortion enthusiasts gathered on the steps of the Supreme Court Monday to voice their support for recent rulings repealing the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act of 2003. “We just adore abortions, and now they’re more convenient than ever,” abortion lover Nayla Forster said. “Some women found it a real pain to squeeze the procedure in before the third trimester.” Forster said that she personally tries to get out and have an abortion at least every four months or so.