Voice Recognition Software Yelled At

NEW YORK—Fidelity Financial Services’ Gwen Watson, 33, shouted angrily at her IBM ViaVoice Pro USB voice-recognition software, sources close to the human-resources administrator reported Monday. “No, not Gary Friedman! Barry Friedman, you stupid computer. BARRY!” Watson was heard to scream from her cubicle. “Jesus Christ, I could’ve typed it in a hundredth of the time.” After another minute of yelling, Watson was further incensed upon looking at her screen, which read, “Barely Freedman you God ram plucking pizza ship.”