TALLAHASSEE, FL—While walking past a house party on Tripoli Avenue early Sunday morning, Howard Lipner, 20, received a withering look from an unidentified public urinator. “He was taking a leak right there in the front yard, not even behind a bush, or garbage can, or anything,” Lipner said. “And he gives me this look, like, ’What are you looking at? Can’t you see I’m trying to take a piss?’ As if it’s my fault for walking on a public sidewalk while he’s out there taking a leak, like the king of Sheba.” Lipner assured reporters that he intentionally avoided looking at the urinator’s penis, because he’s “not some kind of perv.”
Public Urinator Gives Passerby Dirty Look
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