Criminal Mad That Man Called The Cops On Him

OAKLAND, CA—Ben Patton, arrested Monday, said he was angry that a passerby reported him to the police. “I’m minding my own fucking business, crowbarring the door off of a Radio Shack, and some punk drives by and calls 911 on his cell phone,” Patton said. “If it was his car I was breaking into, I could see him getting involved, but this is bullshit.” While in custody, Patton added that he wishes he had noted the color and model of the informant’s car, so he could express his irritation to the driver in person.