Area Man Overly Proud Of Never Wearing Underwear

LITTLE ROCK, AR—Local record-store clerk Greg Oertel, 23, seems inordinately proud that he never wears underwear, Oertel’s coworkers told reporters Tuesday. “I’ve heard Greg mention about 10 times that he never wears underwear,” coworker Jake Hannah said. “He acts like he doesn’t care what we think about it, but I’m beginning to suspect he does.” According to his friends, Oertel insists that he gets hot when he wears underwear, so he “just doesn’t bother,” and that “it’s no big deal.”