Conjoined Twin Hogging Kidney

SPRINGFIELD, MO—Bruce Andrusko, 27, complained loudly Monday about his conjoined twin Bryce’s habit of hogging the brothers’ middle kidney. “He drinks tons of beer, and that only leaves me the one kidney for everything I drink,” said Bruce, who has been fused with Bryce at the torso since birth. “I’m sick of it.” Bryce responded that Bruce “never seems to complain” when the beer is introduced to their shared bloodstream.