83-Year-Old Sneaks Into 65-To-80 Singles Dance

APPLETON, WI—Claude Winters, 83, falsified his age Saturday to gain admission to a dance for singles aged 65 to 80 at the Appleton VFW. “The girls at the over-80 dances are so old-fashioned,” said Winters, eyeing a shapely 68-year-old widow across the dance floor. “When I go produce shopping, I want my vegetables, you know, fresh.” Winters stressed he is not “some cradle-robbing pervert looking for pre-menopausal women.”