Manager Hates To See You Go

DURHAM, NC—Twist ’N’ Shout manager Dale Fontana expressed deep regret Monday over your decision to leave the mall pretzelry. “Well, you’ve been a good employee, no doubt about that,” said Fontana, folding up your returned uniform. “It’ll be tough to replace you at the register.” Fontana added that, should your new career not work out, you would always be welcome back in the growing field of pretzel preparation and retail.