U.S. To Slow Down Relationship With Uruguay

WASHINGTON, DC–Explaining that it is still a relatively young nation and not ready for a permanent trade partner, the U.S. announced Monday that it plans to slow down its relationship with Uruguay. “Don’t get me wrong, Uruguay is great,” President Bush said. “It’s just that things have been moving along a little too quickly ever since we signed that bilateral tariff-reduction pact in March. They were always calling up about a treaty or an aid package and, well, it just got to be a little too much.” Bush said the U.S. would love to remain “just allies” with Uruguay while pursuing relations with other nations.