Longtime Sexual Fantasy Awkwardly Fulfilled

LEXINGTON, KY–The longtime sexual fantasy of Andrew Marcone was awkwardly fulfilled Saturday, when the local record-store clerk participated in a clumsy, embarrassing menage a trois with girlfriend Karen Wagner and her roommate Shelley Peelen. “Well, I finally did it, for what it’s worth,” said Marcone, 27, following the long-dreamed-of sexual encounter, six minutes into which he ejaculated. “So much for wondering what it would be like, I guess.” After achieving orgasm, Marcone spent the next half hour “trying not to get in the way” of his companions.